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Office Humor for the WorkplaceFunny Thoughts, Quotes, Jokes, Stories, and More
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Do you like to laugh? Office humor can help lighten your mood at work. It can help you beat off stress, tension, and the dread of being on the job in the first place. As a slave to earning a paycheck, I've decided I can either laugh or cry. Crying is not an option for me, so hence, this page of office humor, funny thoughts, funny quotes, funny stories, and more. As I run across more humor that can benefit you in the workplace, here is where I will share it. So sit back, smile, laugh, and enjoy! Funny Thoughts and Office Humor About the Work PlaceSo, you're praying that things get better on your job? Here's some news for you. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. ~ Clarence Darrow How about a job you can't mess up? The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. ~ Office Humor by Dennis Miller Now this is the job if you hate your co-workers. It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. ~ Muhammad Ali Now this is a tragic thought! It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. ~ Office humor by William Faulkner Tell me about it! The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. ~ Robert Frost Go buy this today and pray that your prayer will be answered. Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me. ~ Unknown Hey somebody's has to be the scapegoat. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on – This person must be fired. ~ Unknown This one is funny, because it isn't true. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
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